About me.

If there were a standardized test for geekiness, I’d be in the 99th percentile.

I got my first computer when I was thirteen, unboxed it, and promptly disassembled it. Once I figured out how to put it back together, I spent long nights writing Dungeons & Dragons campaigns and recording myself singing all four parts of “On Bended Knee” by Boyz II Men. Eventually, I developed a sense of humor in order to deflect attention away from all of the stuff I just mentioned.